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Quotes

They don't have any particular relevance, but they must be saved for the good of humankind.

Last updated at 23:42 on the 6th of November 2016

offtopic:matrix.org

trilobite17: So ... the band Earth, Wind, and Fire was named after eating a bowl of really good chili?

aviraldg: C++ is not designed at all
aviraldg: it is a collection of features monkey patched together with ridiculously overloaded syntax that is a nightmare to understand

camoyoshi: TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKER
camoyoshi: GET OUTTA MY WAY I'M A BOAT
Half-Shot: Boats don't go toot
camoyoshi toots at Half-Shot
camoyoshi: I'M A BOOOOOOOOOAT
Half-Shot barks at camo
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camoyoshi: sneaks up to halfy right up to his face
camoyoshi: ...toot
Half-Shot: BABABARKBAKBKABKATK
trilobite17: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!
Half-Shot runs away to his bed
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trilobite17: wrong kind of horn?
camoyoshi: boops halfy's snoot
Half-Shot pokes face out, yes
camoyoshi: ...toot
camoyoshi: c:
Half-Shot shuffles back in
trilobite17: then he shakes it all about
Half-Shot: I'm not coming out until camoyoshi accepts that he cannot identify as a tooting boat
camoyoshi: :c

Urist: Being so giggly about it is only a sign of inexperience, Half-Shot ;)
Urist: You really must become more familiar with the proper etiquette for breaking people's vases.
Urist: Ideally you want to use an appropriately sized hammer and wield it with confidence and accuracy.
Urist: And make sure to clean up afterwards.

Cadey: this mango is too intense

camoyoshi: "Off Topic Matrix is filmed in front of a live studio audience!"

Tor: Half-Shot: feel free to use mine also! https://bash.no/ [minutes later] Tor: NotLikeThis

camoyoshi: What the fuck is wrong with you people sometimes I swear to god...
camoyoshi: mutters
[the next day] camoyoshi: Half-Shot is a perv

Camoyoshi

camoyoshi: CUTE GIRLS DO CUTE THINGS
camoyoshi: THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

camoyoshi: Aaahn, snapshot me more, senpai~

MaxwellKepler

Half-Shot: banner.gif
MaxwellK: That's a massive list of options
MaxwellK: Gay people can be only three things
MaxwellK: Utter nerds, NASCAR nuts, or alcoholics

Halfy

Half-Shot: With the internet, we can examine train defecation speeds instantly